I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dicks are not precious.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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