I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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