the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
