i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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