Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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