He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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