Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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