Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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