yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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