I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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