i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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