Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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