don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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