Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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