I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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