DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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