If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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