They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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