just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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