420 ftw
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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