You really coming over, don't trick.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
