White coat. Heels.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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