I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Randomize
