That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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