i was rollin on her like bob the builder
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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