Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Are we still banned from the library?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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