Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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