her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
