Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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