You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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