at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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