Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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