dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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