My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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