Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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