You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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