Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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