I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
