How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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