what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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