that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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