I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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