Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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