I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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