Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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