come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You can't special order awesome
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm always down for nudity.
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