Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
We need to get me chipped asap
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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