Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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