I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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