how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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