pedialite and red bull = repair kit
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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